plz can I go back to high schools around the world and give presentations like these to little kids…..
i tried not to reblog this, but i was laughing too hard.
When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton in the graveyard.
TOO LATE, SPACE JESUS
Oh my god.
The universe is amazing.
the next time we see Doctor Who credits Billie and David’s name will be on them.
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist
“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like
Go to sleep
I wasn’t going to reblog this but it spoke to me on a personal level
Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?
What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…
OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)